bernie from tuffley...
" i hope you can help, ive been seeing my boyfriend now for 6 months and we are both big fans of oral sex, however, my boyfriend is more a fan of receiving it than giving it, i really enjoy my clam being licked and spat on , yet he only really eats me out, when hes really drunk. i do love him and care for him and i dont want our relationship to be ended or put into jeopardy because of his unwillingness to go down on me. is there anything you can suggest? "
Michael...
" Hi trace, my girlfriend is always going on about wanting a baby , i do not wish to be selfish enough to bring a child into a world, that i don't really like or wish to be apart of, i think with all the politics and religions and wars of the worlds , the way young people are so much hostile than in my day and the gangs that its an awful place to try and raise a child, with all the systems in place constantly letting down young people it wouldn't be ideal for anyone, as an adult i find this ever maddening world difficult to belong too,how could a child be able to comprehend it. how can i convey this without sounding evil to my girlfriend we've been together 9 years and we have a fantastic life together, i feel a child would come into our relationship and upset the balance. "
Trace Sais ..." yeah those are very good points you raise durlen, but you mest the most important theng ere in regards to the consummation of your luv through a whole new life you can share together Micheal, and thats, geven burth unless cesarean, makes a pussy look like an unmasked predator. "
Dear Trace...
Trace Sais .... " Get the C*nt drunk mur often. Simples. "
Some guys laugh at first, but have you ever had a man make love to you whilst pressing his own ears in, faces during sex are bad enough without adding the absurdity to it all, please help. i`m in dyer need of you're help.
annoymous
Hi Tracey, i don't wish to give my name,but i am young woman,and i have a problem ive always suffered with most my life. my vagina during any kind of interaction squeals or squeaks, if i stimulate my clitoris, it sounds like a dj scratch master going t his decks ten fold, fingers or phallic insertion leads my opening to howl like a large sea mammal calling out in pain, it has put many of my boyfriends off intercourse completely , its quite embarrassing to the point people i sleep with have to wear ear plugs or or muffs whilst banging me. i have even had to install one of these signs above my headboard in my bedroom
Trace Sais .... " Shet me! thats susanne at number 8 down my road, hi suze, that focn explains somethen i thought you had shammu dwelling in a paddling pool in your back garden. ermmm...try lube or puttin on loud music when you bone luv. if neither work. find a deaf guy to shag. . "
Dear trace, i go dogging on quite a regular basis,in the golden hills area layby (theres gold in them hills alreet!) last week as i bent over the bonnet of my volvo 440, i had my back doors smashed en, by probaly about 4 or 5 guys. it coulda been more as it was quite dark and and some of the littler dick basterds slipped out and you always get one guy who just shoots after a few pumps, anyway, but anyway, after taking the chequered blanket fro mthe parcel shelf of my car, an letting them all finish on me, bukkake stylee, i thanks them for their lovely deposits and went to start my car, to find it wouldnt start, i called the guys back and asked if they wouldnt mind giving me sum assistance, most of them due to cummin a few moments before had now lost complete interest in me and kept walking, however, one guy resembling the gimp from the box in pulp fiction merely unzipped his mouth and said., have you called the AA~? i wasnt sure what alcohol annoymous were going to do, but he responded that he could use his membership to get us out of the pickle. after calling through an aa man had turned up and despite being their with what looked like a member of slipknot and myself resembling peter venkman in ghostbusters after his first meeting with slimer.
he got me started, (not in that way, although, if he`d turned up an hour before id of let him ) and leather face waved a wave and vanished into the night.
if your reading this mr gimp, i just want to thank you, for helping me out of a sticky situation. you truly are are a gent.
Yours sincerely
Mary from tidville.
Tracey's comment: ohhhh my daaaays! this was truly a heart warming story, a man still interested in a dogging trunter after he`d cum. mr gimp if your out there....Mary wants to say thank you, please get in touch and we will pass on your details so you reconcile. we love bringing people together, not neccassarily to use a woman as a cum dump in a layby but still, et was a good deed. well done.
